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That's a full English breakfast, for you Yanks- sausage, beans, egg and bacon. And mushrooms too. Would've put some fried toast on there but even the Invader knows that stuff's just for cloggin' arteries.

That's a full English breakfast, for you Yanks- sausage, beans, egg and bacon. And mushrooms too. Would've put some fried toast on there but even the Invader knows that stuff's just for cloggin' arteries.

THE FULL ENGLISH
Every single game, every single article

ABOUT THE SITE
History of the strongest website

PREVIOUS UPDATES
Updates from long ago

ODDS AND ENDS
Bonus material

WRETCH! VIDEO GAMES!!
Play-throughs of interesting games
Last Update - 12/02/11
Bullet

ONE CREDIT REVIEWS
Short reviews of games already on the site
Last Update - 12/02/11
Bullet

LET'S GAMING LOVE
Articles on interesting games
Last Update - 11/06/11
P.O.W. - Prisoners of War

LET'S GAMING TAT
Articles on interesting gaming 'things'
Last Update - 20/05/11
Nintendo Customer Support

BEYOND THE GAMESMASTER
Guides for interesting games
Last Update - 17/03/11
The Maid Clothes and Machine Gun

THE GATHERING OF GAMES
Hub pages for interesting games
Last Update - 22/08/10
The Touhou Project

Hello there, and welcome to Gaming Hell, the video game website with guts! Huge guts!
To be honest, pal, I feel sorry for you- this isn't a very nice corner of the internet to find yourself on. It's just another video game review/archive website, hosted by your intrepid reporter, Ant Cooke- a man with nothing to lose by writing way too much about vid-cons- and 'helped' into 'print' by the long-suffering editor (affectionately known as Ed) who spends most of his time crying like a little girl into his safety blanket. [Watch it, you, or I'll knock you spark out! - Ed] We're a little cynical, a little flippant and ~~a little~~ shockingly foul-mouthed 'round these parts, but really, we have only two objectives:

To entertain and inform our readership!

With that in mind, this website is all about interesting games, most of which you've probably never heard of. If you're looking for Mega Man, Sonic the Hedgehog or even Ghouls n' Ghosts, then you're out of luck, buddy- this isn't that kind of operation. It isn't one of those irritating 'LOOOOL I NERD-RAGE FOR THE LULZ! CONTRA IZ HRD!!! ACTION 52 IS TEH SUXXXOR!!!1' review places either. I basically cover what I like (and sometimes what I despise) so I hope you find it interesting too, punks. Furthermore, every game covered on this site in any capacity- be it a full play-through, a short article, or a guide- is practically destroyed as I go into as much detail as possible. If that's not up your alley, then you've always got the short reviews which are a handy time-saving device for those on the run. Make your way to the individual hub pages to look at all articles of a specific type, or just dive right into The Full English!

I can only hope that the knowledge contained on this website will serve you in some way. Just remember, though, that while games are taken seriously here, everything else is a pack of lies. Well, most of it. Oh, and it's updated once a month, give or take, so look forward to it. Should you feel compelled to send comments, suggestions, death threats, offers of marriage, etc., then my email address is TheMetalSlug at Gmail dot com.

Updates!! Fun!!

11th June, 2011 - With the site's birthday out of the way, it's time to get back into the thick of things. Just a short Let's Gaming Love for you this month, but it's a real sad case. Under the knife this time is P.O.W. - Prisoners of War by SNK, part of a genre that they just couldn't get right- the scrolling brawler. At least it's better than Burning Fight! There's a couple of other things too, click here for mooooore.

Coming ~~Soon~~ ~~Eventually~~ ~~Never~~ Oh blimey why even bother:

* A quick-n-dirty guide to The Return of Ishtar, just enough to give you a fighting chance.
* A full script to the so-bad-it's-good fighting game Bloody Roar 2, with hot animal-on-animal action!
* More games covered, like The Speed Rumbler, Under Fire, Firo & Klawd and Starsweep.